ghostkid:

if you’re babysitting a child take care of that child. you’re being paid to do that. those parents are leaving you in charge of their child and giving you money with the expectation that you aren’t going to give their child uncooked hot dog in pudding. 

that’s not a funny story to tell you’re just being an ass.

you know that person was probably joking right

Mar 7 2012 12 notes

marththebland:

“kony 2012” sounds like they’re trying to elect kony for something

do they know that? i honestly thought that that name was an offensive joke made by tumblr about the situation

i never thought of that

Mar 7 2012 28 notes

(Source: emmyc)

Mar 7 2012 49,049 notes
crackedkatana: all1sees: tamashino: shainecomeback: blahbobasaurus2: refractionable: tomatoes-and-vodka: shizuos-dick: fuhetaliayaoi: megumiovvo: any day every day I never wear make-up too lazy I’ve never worn it a day in my life :U 99.9% of my days are days without make up pff impress who I can go without make-up for years OwO like most men I’m pretty sure I still don’t know how to put on clothes right… let alone make up.. yep i don’t wear makeup often I find make-up to be a hassle. Natural beauty is best :) I wear this natural lip gloss because it’s all minty, but otherwise?  Tch.  I don’t wear make up.   I don’t even OWN foundation or mascara.  Yuck.  Now and then, I like to do my eyes up all dramatic, but that’s for fun.  I just don’t like wearing the stuff most of the time.

crackedkatana:

all1sees:

tamashino:

shainecomeback:

blahbobasaurus2:

refractionable:

tomatoes-and-vodka:

shizuos-dick:

fuhetaliayaoi:

megumiovvo:

any day every day

I never wear make-up too lazy

I’ve never worn it a day in my life :U

99.9% of my days are days without make up

pff impress who

I can go without make-up for years OwO like most men

I’m pretty sure I still don’t know how to put on clothes right…

let alone make up..

yep i don’t wear makeup often

I find make-up to be a hassle.

Natural beauty is best :)

I wear this natural lip gloss because it’s all minty, but otherwise?  Tch.  I don’t wear make up.   I don’t even OWN foundation or mascara.  Yuck.  Now and then, I like to do my eyes up all dramatic, but that’s for fun.  I just don’t like wearing the stuff most of the time.

(Source: im-gonna-live-this-one-life)

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  • What I say:

    I'm a feminist.

  • What people hear:

    I hate men.

  • What I say:

    I'm Pro-Choice

  • What people hear:

    Death to all babies!!

  • What I say:

    I'm pro- gay marriage.

  • What people hear:

    I'm a raging homosexual.

  • What I say:

    I like rock music.

  • What people hear:

    I'm a emo cutter freak.

  • What I say:

    I'm undecided about religion.

  • What people hear:

    I worship satan.

Mar 7 2012 12,529 notes
meeeganthevegan: Hahaha oh my god, I’ve said the exact line at the bottom before

meeeganthevegan:

Hahaha oh my god, I’ve said the exact line at the bottom before

Mar 7 2012 28,653 notes

newmannation:

Dad eats his child’s eyes out

what’s scarier than the fake monsters out there?
our own species

(Source: the1doubledollarman)

Mar 5 2012 10 notes
sassy-linkemis: toralinda: shepherdoftheforest: thatbitchaintapartofme: nicolascagemymuse: The Weather Man. AW YEAH READY FOR A SWEET LIFE Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Aww yes, many an excellent time will be had. The Expendables EXPLOSIONS AND OLD ACTION STARS KILLING PEOPLE IN BADASS WAYS. OH BOY. HOOK. YESSSSSSSS I’M GOING TO NEVERLAND BITCHES. AHVDJVAKGHDVAGHDVD return of the king. wATCH OUT ELSE I’LL SQUISH U WIT MAH HOBBEHT FEETS moulin rouge uh

sassy-linkemis:

toralinda:

shepherdoftheforest:

thatbitchaintapartofme:

nicolascagemymuse:

The Weather Man.

AW YEAH READY FOR A SWEET LIFE

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.

Aww yes, many an excellent time will be had.

The Expendables

EXPLOSIONS AND OLD ACTION STARS KILLING PEOPLE IN BADASS WAYS. OH BOY.

HOOK.

YESSSSSSSS I’M GOING TO NEVERLAND BITCHES.

AHVDJVAKGHDVAGHDVD

return of the king.

wATCH OUT ELSE I’LL SQUISH U WIT MAH HOBBEHT FEETS

moulin rouge

uh

(Source: slutformisha)

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scenieweeniez: is that a woman or is that just andy sixx again

scenieweeniez:

is that a woman or is that just andy sixx again

Feb 29 2012 8 notes

(Source: scenieweeniez)

Feb 29 2012 2 notes
  • devil music:

    never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing

  • accepted music:

    you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me

Feb 29 2012 10,826 notes